20th February 2007 :: “The leaves you ordered are here”

“Who is it?”
“Courier, have a parcel for you.”
“Great! This must be the leaves I had orderd. You know the old ones were no good so I got rid of them and ordered new ones.”
“I am sure these will look good on you sir. Sign here please.”
“Sure, here you go”
“Thank you, sir”
The tree opens the packet and...
“Darn! forgot to order glue. How am I going to stick them on.”