“You didn't ask for my permission before posting a picture of mine on the net. Even worse, you wrote something completely unflattering to go with it. Now people are thinking of me as a lazy bugger who can't even find his own food. All I take from you is a biscuit for the morning tea and you are making it such a big deal as if you are taking care of all my meals. This is not over, you will hear from my lawyers.”