“Why am I giving you my hospital bill? I am glad you asked. You remember you offered to take some pictures of me the other day. You kept asking me to pose with my neck tilted at all sort of odd angles. After those pictures were taken, I have a sprain in my neck and couldn't move it and couldn't look straight. If that was not enough you unleashed your son on me and whatever muscles on my neck were left good, he took care of them. The whole staff of the hospital was laughing at me... ”