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Keeping a Hawkeye on Indian Cattle

29th October 2009

“So what do you keep an eye on anyway”, I asked.
“It can be anything, we get our assignments”, was the reply
“So what is your current assignment?”
“We are observing the habits of India cattle; there have been dramatic changes lately.”
“Really! Like what?”
“The cows are increasingly getting health conscious; they are very particular about their figures.”
“Get out of here!”
“It's the truth. I have seen groups of cows and buffaloes in Aarey colony exercising like there is no tommorow.”
“You are bullshitting me.”
“You really think so, then how do you explain the shortage of ghee and butter?”
“What do you mean?”
“Is there a shortage of milk?”
“So how can there be a shortage of ghee and butter if there is no shortage of milk. Apart from exercise, the cows have also cut down on their calorie intake; this is why they have been producing fat free milk, causing the shortage of butter and ghee.”


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